还是听妈妈的话吧 晚点再恋爱吧

Previously he was the geek who founded the Society of Gravitational Studies, but after he had his love spurned by the woman he loved, he turned into a Tonsai Playboy. Like the story of Beauty and the Beast, he thought he had found his Riesenbaby.

Deluded into thinking that he was moving up her Boobtube and Jumping for (her) Jugs, it turned out that she was a Tiger Queen, Baby Gorilla, Elephant and Lion King all rolled into one. That she possessed the blackest of all hearts, a Jai Dum, was hidden from him. By Way of Deception, she was toying with him like a puppet in Asia Shadow Play. No matter if he was the alpha male, the Cara Congreso, her Greed was greater than his Sex Power.

Now a broken man, he can only sit by Cafe Andaman, and look back on old days with Reminiscence. True, he No Have love, and was Cross-Eyed with delirium, but there is no point in throwing a Tantrum. Awash with sorrow, he was engulfed in a Tidal Wave of hurt. April's Fool, the joke is on him.

Sigh.

Love and all her vagaries. Watch as everything crumbles. Escape by acting Blind, Deaf and Dumb. Alas, love is but only merely Arts and Sport.



I set out to write a heartwarming, lovey-dovey story about climbing. How it ended up this way, I don't know. I can only grasp at straws.