Random Conversations at Work

*insert random conversation about how I'm doing in school, and how many years of education left to go

Auntie: So you haven't done your NS yet lah?!

Me: *silent for a while* I've not only done my NS, I've went for 3 reservists already..

Auntie: Huh? But you look so young.. and your complexion so fair.. like a girl

Me: *lost for words*

*after lunch time, when your stomach is pretty much bloated

Auntie: Boy arh, come come.. eat more.. eat this snack, and that snack..

Me: No no, since the 1 month that I've joined the company, I've grown a belly already..

Auntie: *incredulous look* No no you so skinny, eat more eat more.. You so small size girls dont like one. I just bought this muffin, very nice, you must eat (voice raised by several decibels)!

*Forcibly shoves the muffin onto my table..

Me: Sigh..